Comment from foxangie123

Excellent

This truly is funny and a great entry to the contest being held. It is very clever to think of. Way to go my friend. Best of wishes at voting.

 Comment Written 17-May-2016

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reply by the author on 17-May-2016

Thank you, I appreciate your time spent reading my 'nonsense'


Adina

Comment from CDyer

Excellent

Made me laugh! I could just hear those lines being used as justification in a comedy sitcom. However, in this world of biased and outright fictionalized reporting, in probably would hold absolutely no sway in a marital dispute. Good job!

 Comment Written 17-May-2016

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reply by the author on 17-May-2016

Thank you, I was actually inspired by a conversation I over heard in.a restauraant
Adina

Comment from Judy Couch

Excellent

I can't imagine who did that study. They probably interviewed ten men and no women. They probably didn't check on old people either. It's entirely possible that the men who stare don't live to be old.

 Comment Written 17-May-2016

Comment from GeraldS

Excellent

If only this were true. Perhaps if men fixate on women's butts there would even be greater benefits for them.

Since this is fiction, I'm not so sure about this study. Still, it's amazing what studies are taking place at any given time at taxpayers expense nowadays.

 Comment Written 17-May-2016

Comment from mfowler

Excellent

It would be such as a gas to know a woman is behind this little gem. But, it won't
be unless the writer has a wonderful sense of humour. Hell, I didn't know that was
true about the health benefits of perving. Tomorrow I'm skipping the gym and hanging
out in the mall. Loved the last paragraph, particularly the expression 'the connubial pit
of lost arguments'. You deserve to win just for that phrase. A really delightful, light
hearted, and really easily forgiven sexist flash fiction. I wish you all the best in the voting.

 Comment Written 15-May-2016

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reply by the author on 17-May-2016

Thank you, I appreciate you reading my nonsense and I definitely appreciate you enjoying it ! It was actually inspired by a conversation I over heard at, are you ready ?, Hooters.
Adina

Comment from Domino 2

Excellent

I really like this theory (I bet you made it up, LOL), for TWO reasons - I can carry on ogling with a clear conscience and a genuine alibi, AND I don't have to visit the gym. ;-)

Nice one.

Good luck and best wishes, Ray.

 Comment Written 15-May-2016