Dear Tom
Free Verse--Roast Contest68 total reviews
Comment from Mustang Patty
What a well penned poem about the life of a writer. Here on FanStory, we can be lulled into a false sense of reality -- we are writers with a following. But, alas, the world is just as cold as the dames you described.
Thank you for sharing this piece that pokes fun of our egos -- it made me laugh.
~patty~
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What a well penned poem about the life of a writer. Here on FanStory, we can be lulled into a false sense of reality -- we are writers with a following. But, alas, the world is just as cold as the dames you described.
Thank you for sharing this piece that pokes fun of our egos -- it made me laugh.
~patty~
Comment Written 12-Dec-2016
Comment from Judvan2
Very good. The picture got me interested but the poem kept me reading. I identify with parts of it. Good words, good write, good fun!!!
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Very good. The picture got me interested but the poem kept me reading. I identify with parts of it. Good words, good write, good fun!!!
Comment Written 12-Dec-2016
Comment from Eka
O my goodness I couldn't stop laughing!
It's funny, crazy and irreverent, like a good roast should be. Maybe you should have been 'mallow, a bag full.' Haaaaahaa. I tried to hear the spoken version of this in my imagination.
Totally loved it!
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O my goodness I couldn't stop laughing!
It's funny, crazy and irreverent, like a good roast should be. Maybe you should have been 'mallow, a bag full.' Haaaaahaa. I tried to hear the spoken version of this in my imagination.
Totally loved it!
Comment Written 12-Dec-2016
Comment from davisr (Rhonda)
Too cute. I think you hit the mark on everyone you roasted, or at least sort of because I don't want anyone mad at me...ghoulish or otherwise. In the end, I'm pretty sure you did what you said, and roasted yourself.
Wonderful job,
Rhonda
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Too cute. I think you hit the mark on everyone you roasted, or at least sort of because I don't want anyone mad at me...ghoulish or otherwise. In the end, I'm pretty sure you did what you said, and roasted yourself.
Wonderful job,
Rhonda
Comment Written 12-Dec-2016
Comment from MissMerri
Well... "Mikey" I thought this contest was supposed to be our big chance to roast someone else... someone we admire or perhaps adore? You've roasted admirable and adorable Michaelcahill! I don't quite know what to make of this. Does this mean you don't believe any of the things you said? Actually, you are quite talented and have that coveted ability to be very funny too. This is amusing and certainly entertaining, well presented and fun to read. I enjoyed it very much and think you have a great gift for self-deprecating humor. That's the best kind, in my opinion. And if you admire and adore yourself, that's okay too. (I don't believe that's the case, but I had to get in on the act somehow, since I didn't enter the contest.) *smile* I wish you luck. This is a fun contest and I'm enjoying reading the entries.
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Well... "Mikey" I thought this contest was supposed to be our big chance to roast someone else... someone we admire or perhaps adore? You've roasted admirable and adorable Michaelcahill! I don't quite know what to make of this. Does this mean you don't believe any of the things you said? Actually, you are quite talented and have that coveted ability to be very funny too. This is amusing and certainly entertaining, well presented and fun to read. I enjoyed it very much and think you have a great gift for self-deprecating humor. That's the best kind, in my opinion. And if you admire and adore yourself, that's okay too. (I don't believe that's the case, but I had to get in on the act somehow, since I didn't enter the contest.) *smile* I wish you luck. This is a fun contest and I'm enjoying reading the entries.
Comment Written 12-Dec-2016
Comment from aprilkmcleish
I compare you not to Shakespeare, but more of a John Donne before he got all religious. Nice of you to roast yourself! We are our worst critics! ~ April
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I compare you not to Shakespeare, but more of a John Donne before he got all religious. Nice of you to roast yourself! We are our worst critics! ~ April
Comment Written 12-Dec-2016
Comment from I am Cat
lol, I happen to love the name "Mikey"... Mikey. ;-)
and I love this part most:
She says I'm her brother
so, the wolfman's our mother?
no wonder I howl when I pee
I thought the cold water
down under the bridge
made me scream like my member
had entered a fridge
lol anywaaaaaaayyyyy
I hope you do well with this... as you usually do, boo hoo. ;-)
wonderful contest that I just discovered... great fun
good luck!
Cat
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lol, I happen to love the name "Mikey"... Mikey. ;-)
and I love this part most:
She says I'm her brother
so, the wolfman's our mother?
no wonder I howl when I pee
I thought the cold water
down under the bridge
made me scream like my member
had entered a fridge
lol anywaaaaaaayyyyy
I hope you do well with this... as you usually do, boo hoo. ;-)
wonderful contest that I just discovered... great fun
good luck!
Cat
Comment Written 12-Dec-2016
Comment from c_lucas
Toasting your Friends is the trend
Roasting your enemies to the very end
Showing your warm heart to some
Your cutting words leave others numb.
*****
Good luck in your contest, Sir Michael of York.
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Toasting your Friends is the trend
Roasting your enemies to the very end
Showing your warm heart to some
Your cutting words leave others numb.
*****
Good luck in your contest, Sir Michael of York.
Comment Written 12-Dec-2016
Comment from johnwilson
Ha! Incredible work! I loved it, reread it. This certainly shows your talent and makes me want to read more, MORE, devour, I say....nothing to improve upon hear, fellow writer.
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Ha! Incredible work! I loved it, reread it. This certainly shows your talent and makes me want to read more, MORE, devour, I say....nothing to improve upon hear, fellow writer.
Comment Written 12-Dec-2016
Comment from jmcfadden1528
This was a powerful poem, yet you kept it light and humorous. I was unsure where you were going at first, but by the end you summed up your story very nicely. My favorite line was, "They don't just reject me, the stalk me and hex me." This was a powerful statement of how strong rejection can be and the baggage that comes with it. Keep writing and stick with it. Practice makes perfect!
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This was a powerful poem, yet you kept it light and humorous. I was unsure where you were going at first, but by the end you summed up your story very nicely. My favorite line was, "They don't just reject me, the stalk me and hex me." This was a powerful statement of how strong rejection can be and the baggage that comes with it. Keep writing and stick with it. Practice makes perfect!
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The highest and the lowest rating are not included in calculations.
Comment Written 12-Dec-2016