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In the land of Idiocrasy,
Where logic bends so casually,
Quirky Foibles rule the day,
Dancing in their quirky ballets.
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Pride, the jester, stumbles on air,
Boasting boldly without a care.
Forgetfulness misplaces keys,
Then blames the wind and fickle trees.
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Procrastination takes the throne,
It promises tomorrow’s tone.
Impatience taps a frantic beat,
While Clumsiness trips over feet.
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Excuses wear a patchwork coat,
Singing lies with every note.
Whimsy stands as a boulder tall,
Rejecting change, though it may fall.
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Yet in this world of errant charms,
Each fault extends its quirky arms.
For even in absurdity,
There’s beauty in humanity.
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