(Me) I need to joke around, and I try to keep it light
(Myself) I'd like to have a say in this, to help us get it right
(I) am a silent partner; only here in case they fight
(Me) She said to check her balance
so I pushed her as a prank
(Myself) You maybe shouldn't have done that
you were working in a bank
(Me) I fell down on my driveway
‘cause the gravel felt like salt
(Myself) If you can't walk more carefully
it is your own asphalt
(Me) For a living I crush cans all day
with cans I'm always messing
(Myself) We maybe should have quit our job
it can be soda~pressing
(Me) I think I know the alphabet
so I'll give it a try
(Myself) Somehow you had one missing
and we just do not know Y
(Me) This is my dear sister Sue, she
is not sweet or is she?
(Myself) That doesn't make a lick of sense;
It sounds a little fishy
'
(Me) I just found out I'm colorblind
I guess that means you too?
(Myself) I never heard of that before
comes right out of the blue
(Me) While I was dusting off my books
they fell; oh what a shame
(Myself) You should have been more careful
you just have your shelf to blame
(Me) You borrowed a few well-known jokes
within your dialogue
Myself) I'll put them back when I am done
my head's been in a fog
(Me) Some are jokes I just made up
I tried not to coerce
(Myself) I guess they really weren't that bad
we could have done much worse
(Me) Besides they are in our own words
It shouldn't be a crime
(Myself) And when it all is said and done
they all were done in rhyme
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