Excellent ancient breed of Podolian cattle Sonnets : Ukraine Grey by Harambe iz ur Daddy Sonnet Poetry Contest contest entry

Warning: The author has noted that this contains the highest level of violence. Warning: The author has noted that this contains the highest level of sexual content. Small town in Ukraine, Boris own a cow This cow of Boris, it have coat of silk The cow is nice and sometimes will allow To suckle Boris, offer many milk This Boris, he have neighbor, name is Vlad Vlad used to own the cow but it escaped This cow was very mad and also sad For Vlad not nice to cow and had it raped Now Vlad he want the cow back so he say Hey Boris, give me cow, I want it now And Boris say, no Vlad, please go away You not treat cow so mean like Chairman Mao So Vlad he come with tank for cow and smash While Boris watch, he burn the cow to ash. Author Notes All English grammar errors are deliberate Image courtesy of Wikipedia Looking for another story about Vlad?

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