Drac And The Wolf


Drac called the Wolf on the telephone
Said "I'm tired of hunting all alone
So, let us team up one stormy night
A reign of terror to be our plight"

The Wolf said "I'd love to do just that
You grab your cape and I'll fetch my hat"
They sped off to Transylvania land
The wayward vampire and the Wolfman

Came upon a shack back in the wood
Sturdy and strong and hauntingly good
Found old Frankenstein still lived right there
Was happy to have them join his lair

Three of them plotted their evil plan
It'd be the envy of any man
They would howl, and bite, and rip apart
Every living soul that had a heart

That's just what they did for a long time
No one was safe from their life of crime
Then one day when the sky was all grey
Frankenstein travelled so far away

The jealous beast had an evil thought
The other two they would soon be caught
So he called his forces strong and fat
Against the cunning Wolf and the bat

The battle raged on one bloody night
Death and destruction. No pretty sight
Creatures lay dying along the shore
Frankenstein's army would be no more

Drac and the Wolf they went out one night
A reign of terror to be their plight
The Wolf turned on Drac and on the make
Through his heart he drove a wooden stake

HOWL!!!