No horse-shit for Granny

by robina1978

Sing along
with this song:
Seeds of grapes
produced apes,
not monkeys
nor monks, not donkeys.
Not apple seeds,
by Adam and Eve.
Therefore mankind
got plenty of mind.
Maybe light
and not so bright,
but she was just
a dumb blonde.

She was played everywhere,
here and there.

Written and sung by Granny-
Imagine she won a Grammy!?

I am so proud of my granny.

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Write a rhyming nonsense poem. There must be some end rhymes in your poem but you do not have to follow any particular rhyming pattern. Whatever style of rhyming poem you choose with NO meter requirements. Make it as nonsensical as you like. You can alter some words, combine words to make a new word or make up your own words. Humor is the key ingredient for this contest! Please post warnings for our younger members if your poem is not appropriate for certain age groups. Thank you and have fun! Good luck!

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Rhyming nonsense poem

No horse-shit for Granny

by robina1978

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