Baltazar

"Hey you, give me back my soul!"

"Nah, come and get it, freak!"

"I can't! I am pinned to this stupid rock!"

"Well, you wanted to be Sisyphus, now play the freaking part! And what the heck do you wanted to prove? Loser!"

"I know, it was stupid. I wanted to see if executing the same moves as him, I can  get the same result!"

"Well, you got your results, freak! Say hello to Mister Vulture. Hey boy, fly over here; I have some fresh liver for you... kosher, and if you do a good job, you can have his eyes too!"

"My eyes? Noooooo, I beg you. My eyes are the fountain of my soul; I can't lose them. Shooo, boy. Fly away; I am stinking badly! Go away, birdie. This bad boy is unhealthy, and organic food is not for you!"

"No, stop it! I want to see if he can eat something bigger than himself  and that is still alive!

"You are sick, Jordan. When I agreed to get  pinned to the rock, me dying was not part of the game. Let me go!"

"Why should I? You are another stupid human who fell again for Baltzar's games. I am not Jordan; I am his evil twin. And you'll die here just for the sake of your bullshit experiment. So, sacrifice yourself in the name of science, angel!"