Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest
-Diderot
King Offa's royal residence was in no way, a palace. The structure was two stories, in the shape of a square with inner courtyards. The grounds were well tended, and seemed to hold every flower that could grow in this region. Fruit trees were producing their fruits, and bees busied themselves with the producing of honey in the many hives that were set in the far corners of the grounds.
Pikemen stood guard along the short bridge that led into the main entrance to the residence.
Useless. Meridian thought this to himself. A herd of cattle would be better protection.
The captain recognized Meridian as he approached and lifted his hand in salute.
“Good to see once more, regent. Your visits are always good for at least a week's worth of gossip and whispers.”
“Glad to be of worth, Captain. Do you not have stalls to muck out?”
Kala tensed.
Meridian now stood nose to nose with the larger man. They stayed this way for a moment or two, then both laughed and patted one another on the back.
Kala exhaled.
“You stay away too long, though there is little changed to speak of. Gods! Who is this sharp thorn that you have brought to pierce my heart?”
Kala shrank back. Meridian winked at her and nodded for her to come forward.
“Captain William Othen, may I present Kala... Redway of … Whitehaven,” Meridian stumbled the names and location out, but Othen did not take notice as he reached for Kala's hand.
Meridian barely had time to glare at her to prevent Kala from punching Othen.
Othen bowed and kissed her hand, then snapped to attention after straightening. “Milady, such a flower shames the others in the king's gardens.”
Meridian rolled his eyes. “Strange–I was hungry only a moment ago, yet now I feel somewhat nauseous.”
“Oh do be a good man and stable that mountain you call a horse, or that horse you have named Mountain, and I shall escort Lady Kala to the baths to see that she is made comfortable.”
“Not likely,” Kala replied, “and also not necessary. I can smell the soap from here; easy enough to follow my own nose.”
Othen seemed stunned. “Oh, I like her already!” He burst into laughter. “Go! I will have your rooms readied while you stable that ox. I'll see you both this evening. Good to see you again, my friend.”
Meridian laid his hand on the captain’s shoulder. “You as well, Captain Othen. You as well.”
Othen bowed to Kala once more. “Until this evening, milady.”
Kala responded with a stern, “Captain,” and a nod.
*
Gloucester itself was more of a large buhr than a town, with the village and markets on the inside of the fortification ditches and stockade walls. Offa's Residence was simply built; and nearly identical to the one in Tam worth, Offa's true seat of power. He chose to have a small residence in the southern part of Mercia to allow himself and his queen a comfortable place to reside while making his appearances and carrying on with official business in the area.
Meridian sincerely hoped that Cynethryth was not in residence; he was not primed for a confrontation with her, especially with Kala here. The stable master welcomed him and approached Oros with necessary caution, testing his mood. Meridian handed the man a bag of the apples from the riverside trees. Oros perked his ears and followed the stable master back into a clean slot.
“Two or three–no more, and again, do not brush his haunches unless you wish your back wall removed.”
The man replied laughing and nodding his head in agreement. “Aye, regent. I do indeed remember that bit of wisdom.”
Kala patted the horse on his neck and told him to be good. Meridian shook his head and headed back to the court-yard. Once there, three maids and an escort waited to welcome them. The maids led both he and Kala into a large room, and offered them water, wine, and fruit. Kala declined the wine, but did take a pear and water. Meridian drank a cup of wine in three gulps and also took a pear.
She looked at him flatly. “Nervous?”
“I dread this,” he replied sourly. “Tell the maids that you wish a bath, if you like. It would be wise to stay in the inner yards unless a guard accompanies you on a walk outside the residence. There are always brigands and cut-purses about. Keep your wits about you, and try not to attack anyone. I'll return as soon as I am able.”
He winked, drank another cup of the wine, finished the pear, then a cup of water. He sighed and made adjustments to his belt and shirt, not removing his sword nor his shorter blades, then walked with the guard to King Offa's appearance chamber.
“Well,” Kala said to no one, “perhaps a hot bath will be very nice.”
Two of the maids bowed slightly, directing her through an arched doorway. Kala followed her nose.
*
Offa's throne was not so much throne as chair, and not an ornate chair at that. It sat in the back-center of the large room, lighted by fire stands and three large windows on one side of the room. There were benches and several chairs and stools as well, all well-made, some covered in hides and cushions.
To make them softer for their Royal Bottoms, Meridian thought.
The main room held guards in several locations; they watched Meridian now – some of them offering a slight nod to him in recognition. The ones that knew him respected him. The ones that did not know him knew better than to not respect him.
The rear door opened admitting two more guards armed with swords and shields, King Offa followed behind them – and as Meridian feared – Cynethryth as well.
Seven hells and all their gatekeepers, why the bloody hell did she have to be here?
King Offa's face lit up as he approached Meridian, who pushed back his sword hilt and made a respectful bow. He would make one, no more than that.
“Oh enough of that,” Offa waved his hands as he came to Meridian and clasped his shoulders. “It is good to see you my friend, very good!”
“Sire, as it is the same to see you.” Meridian turned his head only slightly toward Cynethryth. “Majesty,” he said coolly.
The queen held steady with both her emotions and her voice, but her eyes burned disdain toward Meridian. “Regent,” was her only response.
“Come, come, come,” Offa said. “Sit and let us not be so bloody formal. I grow weary of these officials and their incessant complaints and sniveling.”
Cynethryth sniffed at the king's comment, obviously of the belief that there were none above their position; not hers, at least.
“Are you well? It seems long since we have spoken, but I know that it isn't so. Over a month, is it not?” The king asked this in a strange manner, as if he truly had lost all sense of time.
“Yes, sire, it's been just over a month. I understand that time does seem to pass either more quickly or more slowly, dependent upon the situation. It is this way for all men, it would seem.”
Meridian felt Cynethryth's eyes upon him.
“Indeed, my friend. It seems that the affairs of the kingdom takes all my time these days, and they all seem as a stream passing by me, yet there is no time to sit with my feet in the water; no time to speak of what was or what might have been.”
“You could always give up the crown and become a poet, sire.” Meridian raised one eyebrow and smirked.
Offa stared for a moment before he burst out laughing. Meridian laughed a bit as well. The queen, however, was not amused; not at all.
“Perhaps a stable muck, or rope maker would suit you better, sire? Of course, the entire kingdom would soon collapse into ruin without your guidance, and we would be invaded by barbarians, but you would then have ample time to... dangle your feet in streams.”
Offa seemed stung by her words. “Of course, you are right my queen–as always. I am merely rambling as I am sometimes want to do.”
The king smiled at her and patted her hands. Cynethryth offered a cold smile that Offa evidently saw as true. Meridian saw it for something entirely different.
Offa stood, and patted Meridian's shoulder as he also rose. The queen remained seated.
“Let us walk a bit. My dear, please excuse us.”
Again, the cold smile and nod in both their directions. As they walked from the chamber, Cynethryth opened her ever present jar of poison.
“A moment, sir.”
Meridian's blood chilled. He turned at the door to face Cynethryth.
“I was wondering if you might have kept any of the jewels that you purchased for–what was that girls name? It always escapes me.”
Meridian's jaws clenched. The bitch had actually placed emphasis on was. He could feel his hatred clawing through his insides, it screamed for her bloodshed. He could clearly see the life drain from her as he slowly twisted her head around on her skinny, white neck, but it did not appear on his face nor arise in his next words.
“Yes, Queen Cynethryth, in fact I have retained them all.”
“Excellent,” she said blandly. “Some were really quite magnificent if I recall, and I do recall quite well.”
Slowly stepping away from the doorway, never removing his eyes from hers–never blinking, Meridian turned.
“I have great doubt that any item that I gifted to Marina would seem appropriate for you, Queen Cynethryth. I am certain that you will recall that Marina held quite a bit more color than do you; they would not befit one so pale of skin as yourself. Also, both the necklaces as well as the bracelets would need to be sized again, and that I fear, would loosen their fittings to be stretched to that great distance.”
Cynethryth was no longer pale, she now looked as if she had been sitting for too long in the sun, and she twitched very slightly at the corners of her small, painted, mouth.
“I also hold them dear,” Meridian spoke slowly, deliberately, “along with those memories of a perfect woman. They are, after all, all that remain with me of Marina, a woman that held my heart as you hold your crown–as if nothing of higher import, or any greater treasure could ever exist.” He then bowed only slightly, turned, and went through the arched doorway.
The queen shook with rage, and flung a goblet against the far wall, glaring at the main doorway in a fashion most unlike that of a queen.
*
King Offa led Meridian to a fountain in the sunlit center of the inner courtyard. They walked around the stone fountain, which was a bit of a tradition when conversing here. In theory, the sound of the water soothed the nerves and focused the participants upon the issues at hand. Meridian’s nerves were anything but soothed; he very much wanted to remove Cynethryth's heart through her hateful mouth. He doubted that he would be able to locate the organ in the icy vessel that held it. Still--
"She dislikes you," Offa said. "That is well known. Do not let that trouble your sleep. I doubt that it will.”
Meridian shook himself and gathered his emotions, tying them in a tight bundle. “It is her right, sire. She is Queen of Mercia,” Meridian replied coldly.
Offa sat on a heavy wooden bench facing the sun, and motioned for Meridian to do the same. “Tell me Meridian, what news for me?”
“Should a skilled archer wish it, your bridge guards would be dead in less than three beats of her… his heart. All of them should be armed not only with pike, but with sword and heavy shield. A herd of cattle would be more effective at stopping a crossing there.”
Offa grinned. “It will be done. Now, what troubles you?”
Meridian reached into a pocket and brought forth a gold coin. He handed it to Offa.
“This has caused you grief," Meridian said, "but you are not aware of it as of yet. You soon will be. Your views on the church, as well as your head butting with the clergy, will have them upon you. That alone has stacked the fire wood against your door. But this,” Meridian shook the coin, “has set torch to the wood.”
Offa stood and threw back his sleeves. His temper was up now, and he walked back and forth along the path. “Who? Tell me how many of them are seeking my fall. Is it Jaenberht? That blustering ass can barely spell treachery, much less offer proof of it.”
“Yes, sire, the archbishop is among them.”
“How many churches must I build before these overfed geese stop their honking!” Offa raged. “How thick must their coffers be? How heavy their purses before I have won them? Bastards! They have no idea the reason that the dinar was struck.”
Meridian stood beside him now, listening.
“It is the first gold coin to be struck in Mercia. This was meant to re-forge the trade alliance between Mercia and the Islamic traders; our Holy Language on the front and the language of Islam on the reverse. We need their wares, and more important, we need their skills, yet these holy hedgehogs seek to destroy our ability to trade!”
“Perhaps if you were to explain your–”
“I need make no explanations! I am King of Mercia!”
Meridian bowed his head just slightly.
“Yes, sire–you are king.”
Offa went back to the wooden bench and sat, still grumbling.
“You are indeed king of this land, but know this, if they wish it, they will poison the heart of any and every subject that would allow it. Your foundation, the very ideals that make you King of Mercia, will be chipped away.”
Offa wrung his hands.
“Eventually,” Meridian continued, “it shall crumble, and they will use this coin to begin it. I understand your reasoning, and support your decisions–most of the time.” Meridian smiled at this point, hoping to disarm Offa’s rage. It appeared to succeed, to a small degree.
Offa shook his head and spat.
“You must not let them stand as one against you. You must not give them reason.” Meridian said this looking directly into the eyes of Offa. “It will be your undoing. You will be marked as traitor to your faith, and they will remove every trace of your existence as King of Mercia.”
The King seemed to think for a moment, then blinked a few times as the suggestion took hold.
“You are wise, perhaps too wise to not be my Royal Council,” he said.
Meridian scoffed. “I am indeed your council, sire. You have but to request my knowledge and it is yours; you know this.”
Offa shook his head. “Yes-yes, of course I know this my friend, but these men and their schemes–they most assuredly do try my patience.” Offa continued. “I have done everything for this kingdom. I have sacrificed years of my time to see that we have what we need to prosper, to become stronger and more safe, yet at every turn I am confronted with naysayers and whispered accusations. Never – never are they satisfied!”
He kicked a stone from the pathway. “Why?” he asked Meridian. “All kings struggle with these issues, I am certain, and I now begin to understand how they are sometimes seen as tyrants. All have their limits of offal and accusations thrown by their subjects, yet when that point is reached–”
“You are still expected to carry yourself in a kingly manner,” Meridian finished for him.
“Yes,” Offa sighed, one is still expected to carry on.”
*
In a nearby room, Kala was attempting to dress herself. Two maids were fussing and interfering with her progress. Kala thought they behaved like bobbin birds; frantic little water birds that dipped and ran to and fro.
“If you wish milady, you may choose from any of these garments. We can adjust their size to fit you. They will be far more appropriate for a lady of your beauty.”
The other maid nodded and um-hummed vigorously.
“Get away from me or I shall scream,” Kala finally said gritting her teeth. She had been scrubbed and polished, her hair washed and her fingernails cleaned, she had even washed her hair with soap that smelled of lavender. Her leather breeches had been scrubbed to a sheen and oiled with a sweet-smelling “something.” Her new shirt had likewise been scrubbed, and she now saw that a heavy belt, inlaid with metal studs, had been added to her small wardrobe. Even her boots had been cleaned and brushed.
The two maids folded their hands in unison and stepped back from Kala’s reach, pouting as Kala dressed after drying her hair a bit in front of the fireplace.
“Thank you,” she said, buttoning her shirt. “The bath was very nice, and I appreciate everything you did.”
This brought instant smiles from both the maids. “It was our pleasure, my lady.”
“Kala–my name is Kala.”
The chubby one perked at this. “It was our pleasure, Lady Kala.”
“Not Lady, just–oh burn it.”
She finished dressing and pulled a comb through her hair a few times, then pushed it back out of her face. She had no sooner done this when there were the two bobbins again, and each holding more gifts; ribbons and bands for her hair. Kala eyed them both as if they were armed and dangerous.
“Your face is far too lovely to shadow it with your hair.” This from the chubby one.
“Which is also envied by every woman in the Royal Residence,” the skinny maid quickly added, smiling like a pixie.
Kala frowned at all of the ribbons and puffy head bands, and then she saw the silver. It was a design that she had seen before; Celt. The design wound around the band, never seeming to end. The bobbins looked at each other with grins and high-raised eyebrows, seeing that Kala had found something that she saw as appealing.
“This could be handy,” Kala said.
Skinny maid offered to help her and Kala allowed it, holding back her long hair as the band was slid into place. One attempt produced the desired effect, with the exception of a few strands that kept falling back into Kala’s face. Chubby maid remedied this with two quick braids; one on each side of Kala’s face, and pulled the braids back behind the band’s clasp.
“Perfect,” the bobbins said almost in unison. Kala was handed a small looking glass. She held it up and stared, blinking. The maids looked worried.
“Do you not approve?” Chubby maid asked, appearing to be on the verge of tears.
Kala still stared at her small reflection. “No–I mean, yes. I… I approve. It is quite– ” Kala stammered. She lowered the glass and gathered all of her remaining items. “Thank you. You are both quite–handy. Not handy, I mean–thank you.”
The maids curtsied and glowed with the compliment, obviously unused to praise. Kala made a hasty exit and went to search for Meridian.
*
Meridian still sat with King Offa, offering more of his report. Offa was not happy.
“What more do they want of me?” he asked. “We've not been invaded. We are not at war. We still have all of the trade routes open. Any areas of hunger or sickness or need are addressed as they become apparent. What?”
Meridian stepped carefully here, Offa was not a dullard, but he held a temper barely in check when shown any opposition to his thinking.
“There are questions being raised again, sire. These questions–you will not like hearing them.”
Offa shook his head and sighed. “Now what?”
“It concerns your ascension to the throne of Mercia; the means by which it came to pass. The talk is not rampant, nor does issue from your subjects.”
“The damned clergy,” Offa gritted his teeth. “Perhaps they would not be so outspoken if a few of them were imprisoned, or one of their churches burned.”
“If I may?"
Offa waved away Meridian's concern.
"Though you may have decreed the building of a hundred of these places of worship, know that the destruction of even one at your command would prove a grave error. It would be falling into their trap, and they would have even more reason–and cause–to then make the attempt to remove you from the throne.”
Offa looked at Meridian suddenly. “They are speaking of this?” he asked, eyes wide.
“No, sire– not at this time, but it is obvious that they will use anything that is at hand to gain strength for the church and diminish yours. They fear you and they fear your influence, thus they seek to bridle you, even more so now due to your alliance with Charlemagne.”
“As always,” Offa said, “the sword has two edges.”
*
Kala made her escape from the bobbins and wandered through the inner courtyard. There were many arched doorways, leading to who knew where. At one point in her exploration, she spotted Meridian and King Offa across the yards. She started to make her way toward their position, but stopped when she realized that the conversation would probably not be open to her. She located a long veranda, a covered hallway that appeared to run the length of one side of the inner courtyard. She walked a short way down the hall, looking at the small, stained glass windows along the way.
Kala smelled her before she appeared; Cynethryth.
The queen rounded the corner. Kala stopped and stood straight, not knowing how to react. She did the only thing that she remembered, she bowed her head, saying the title. “Queen Cynethryth.”
Cynethryth came into full view, dress flowing behind her, a small handkerchief in one of her gloved hands, held to her nose. She stared sleepily at Kala; the smallest of nods was offered.
“I detest the smell of animals. It seems that in this region there is no escape from it,” the queen said this with a slight sneer on her face. She looked Kala up and down. “I am in the habit of knowing all that are invited into the inner courtyard.”
Cynethryth’s voice was like an slime eel crawling over Kala’s skin.
“I do not however, know you.”
Kala raised her head, perhaps a bit too high, before her response. “I am Kala Redway of Whitehaven, Queen Cynethryth. I am traveling with the regent, Meridian.”
The queen lowered her chin and raised one slim eyebrow slightly, and removed her hand from her mouth. Kala saw the ice appear in Cynethryth’s eyes.
“Ahhh, the king’s spy has a new whore; how fitting.”
Kala’s blood was instantly inflamed, and she had to tell herself to keep her mouth shut, and that her blades were somewhere in the stables, wrapped in a blanket; this perhaps was a blessing for both of them. Kala’s mind spun. What would be the nastiest response that she could offer to this fat, pasty-skinned, strutting, swine? Kala smiled.
“Indeed, Queen Cynethryth, he has. Meridian prefers his women both beautiful and talented, with a bit more sun on their faces than can usually be found in locations such as these.”
Cynethryth was stunned. Her thin, painted mouth stood open and her gloved hands hung limp at her sides. She took a menacing step toward Kala, who did not flinch.
“You filthy, common, little–” the queen started, but Kala interrupted her threat.
“I assure you, ‘queen’ that if you touch me, you will not live long enough to call your guards. I may hang for your death–then again, perhaps not–but have no doubt, your death is most assured.”
Kala spoke these words just above a whisper, and it was issued straight into Cynethryth’s eyes.
The queen shook with rage and with uncertainty. She inhaled and opened her mouth, perhaps to shout for her guards, but closed it again, exhaling. She smiled a horrible, cold smile. “I see the little whore also has claws; interesting.” She stepped around Kala, looking her up and down. “Perhaps the regent has chosen more wisely this time.”
“That remains to be seen,” Kala said smoothly, “but it would seem that I have more in common with the regent than the Lady Marina did.” Kala bowed only slightly. “With your permission,” Kala said, “I will leave you to your walk.” Kala turned on her heel, leaving the queen of Mercia to soak in her own venom.
*
Meridian spotted Kala across the yards and stood, waving his hand to gain her attention. Kala walked quickly toward him, hoping that she would not take a bolt in her back from one of Cynethryth's guards. Offa stood when Kala approached their position.
“Ah–Lady Kala. I see you are finding your way around quite nicely.” Offa said, reaching for Kala's hand.
She did not know how to respond to this gesture, and she offered her hand as if to shake his. Offa smiled easily and took her hand in his, turning it slightly, and kissed it. Kala half glanced at Meridian, who raised his eyebrows and smiled.
“So nice to have a bit of beauty in this mud hole. Please tell me that you have the time to stay for dinner,” Offa said this last in a mock official tone, looking at Meridian.
“It would be our pleasure, your majesty.”
Meridian saw Kala's rapid head shaking before Offa turned back to her.
“Splendid! I shall have Ebert produce a special meal for us. We can afford to reduce the pig population by at least one, especially since the queen finds the scent of them alive so revolting.”
Offa slapped Meridian on his shoulder and told them to attend to their business and to expect dinner by nightfall. They would meet shortly before that time in the main room “for a drink or two,” as he put it. Both he and Kala bowed cordially. When the king had walked far enough away, Kala glared at Meridian.
“You imbecile. Why did you agree to that? You would have us dine with that overbearing bitch? She threatened me! I had only a moment to stand in her presence and the treacherous bitch threatened me!”
Meridian frowned at this news. “Threatened you, how?”
“Well, she called me a whore, for one, then filthy, then common–and then I may have said something back to her.”
Meridian paled. “Gods, Kala. What did you say?”
“She started it!” she whispered loudly.
Meridian stared at her.
Kala threw up her hands. “I may have... well, sort of... threatened to kill her.”
Author Notes |
King Offa reined over Mercia from 757 AD to 796. His wife, Cynethryth, was renowned for her cruelty. Cynethryth is the only Anglo-Saxon queen ever depicted on a coin. Offa actually did have a large dispute with the church, and particularly with Jaenberht, the Archbishop of Canterbury.
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