It started when Kenzie's Ruby and Helen's Patch first met
They found each other on cat-chat, app for any pet
When Kenzie thought she had to move, Ruby and Patch would plot
Cause Patch knew just how hard it was, which helped Ruby a lot


And then when Kenzie stayed, these kitties thought they stopped the move
And now these smarty cats believe they've got something to prove
One day when I was cat-sitting I thought, where is she now
These two were doing their cat-chat, acting like the cat's meow 


I'm glad I learned the language, cause they have a cattitude 
And what I heard them plotting will have both moms come unglued
I saw the scratching on the wall; they talked about a trip
These naughty girls wanted to ride an airplane or a ship


At first, Patch was a scaredy cat to go so far alone
And Ruby said it will be fine; we'll kitnap Kenzie's phone
I see how Kenzie messages with only just one claw
Patch said Hawaii is the place; we'll visit Grandmama 


They knew they couldn't walk so hitchhiking would be a must
Patch ordered Sign from Amazon, said "Hawaii or Bust"
I called Helen and Kenzie; let the cat out of the bag
These smarty cats got grounded before they could get jet lag


Both moms wanted those girls to learn a big lesson that day
So they would never try again to plan to go away
The cats hid stuff outside so they'd be ready to explore
But Patch and Ruby thought that one another lived next door


The moms had planned to follow so left door open on gate
As kitties wandered 'round outside, was cold and getting late
They couldn't find each other, and were tired of the wait
They barely left the yard, yet they were sure they used life eight


So with their tails between their legs, back to their house instead
They each forgot the trip, when they crawled in their nice warm bed 
The moral to the story is like Dorothy once said 
There is no place like home; be thankful for your daily bread

 

Our Helen teased her muse was broke

But Patch could never take a joke

So. Patch said this can't be good news

She had to help her missus mews



So, Patch on her iPad would Skype

To Ruby, who's the helpful type

Then Ruby said, can you tell me

What is this mews s'pose to be



Is it a body part perhaps

A place with age that starts to lapse

Then Patch said, it was in her head

She says that now it's blank instead



Some kind of food is my belief

When I feel blank, it gives relief

Then Ruby said, I think I know

The very place that we should go



On Amazon we're sure to find

Just what we need to fill her mind

"Meows" comes up when I search "mews" 

So I just found what she can use



And now her mews we're sure to fix

We ordered Helen Meow Mix 

And both of us we know she'll thank

With head and mews no longer blank

When Patch skyped Ruby just to speak

She said "My birthday is this week"

And Ruby said "I'll come see you

A party is what we should do"


"My missus surely won't like that"

And Ruby said, "think like a cat

She knows I'm here so what's the diff

We must get into some mischief"


And so a party they had planned

And if it would get out of hand

"Catzilla bounces cats that crash

He’s great at taking out cat trash"


When they thought missus was asleep 

The cats came in without a peep

And in the basement, all these cats

Were dancing in fun party hats



 Some meowgaritas were alright

'Till whisk-E Sour Puss had to fight

So, Patch said, "You are way too plowed"

"Intoxicats are not allowed!"


Catzilla bounced them out the door

He said "no worries anymore"

The camera they did not see

These cats thought they were home Scot~ free


So, even though they were alone 

The missus taped them from her phone

She laid in bed and watched a while

Then she rolled over with a smile