Twisted Advertising Takes 5-7-5

Poetry Contest

I'm tired of writing meaningful things with depth and skill. I need to have some FUN!!!!!
Chose anything advertised as your topic. Write your own twisted ad for it. Anything that's advertised is fair game. Your piece must be in 5-7-5 format. You may have more than one and each one can have its own title.
Leave space between each piece of course. Display is up to you. Artwork, music, dancing bears, whatever you wish to enhance your piece. Oh ? good writing is encouraged as well. :)

Example:

Through Foam Colored Glasses

Drink Budweiser Beer:
Guaranteed to make a sow
look like a silk purse.

That's the idea. Write one killer piece or several, no limit.


The contest winner will win half of the prize pool of 90.00 member dollars. In this contest at least 2 submissions must be made for the vote to begin.

Deadline: Contest is closed. Deadline was Friday, September 25, 2015.

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