Confession of a Wannabe Divorcee
Solicitation for a ''hit'' with a TWIST26 total reviews
Comment from Ric Myworld
You had me going on this one, thinking you were about to have Dick killed. Then, when I realized you were only wanting someone to pretend to love him, I was somewhat relieved. I would have never though of you as a murderer, but sometimes they can push us too far. Thanks for sharing.
reply by the author on 10-Sep-2021
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You had me going on this one, thinking you were about to have Dick killed. Then, when I realized you were only wanting someone to pretend to love him, I was somewhat relieved. I would have never though of you as a murderer, but sometimes they can push us too far. Thanks for sharing.
Comment Written 07-Sep-2021
reply by the author on 10-Sep-2021
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It was a wonderful fantasy--I never bothered trying to solicit anyone because a top-flight professional actress would be out of my price range.
Comment from Robert Zimmerman
Hello Liz.
The time frame may have been a little early for reality TV. If you could have told them it was a reality TV show, you may have gotten lots of takers. Lots of people have gotten their 15 minutes on reality TV. Some even held on for an hour.
Robert
reply by the author on 10-Sep-2021
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Hello Liz.
The time frame may have been a little early for reality TV. If you could have told them it was a reality TV show, you may have gotten lots of takers. Lots of people have gotten their 15 minutes on reality TV. Some even held on for an hour.
Robert
Comment Written 07-Sep-2021
reply by the author on 10-Sep-2021
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It was a wonderful fantasy--I never bothered trying to solicit anyone because a top-flight professional actress would be out of my price range.
Comment from Mary Shifman
Wow. My first thought when I started reading this was, "This can't be right. It doesn't sound like her at all!" And as I continued to read, I thought, "He must be terrible if she's wanting to do him in..." The ending came as a total surprise but was most appropriate. I enjoyed being kept guessing.
reply by the author on 10-Sep-2021
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Wow. My first thought when I started reading this was, "This can't be right. It doesn't sound like her at all!" And as I continued to read, I thought, "He must be terrible if she's wanting to do him in..." The ending came as a total surprise but was most appropriate. I enjoyed being kept guessing.
Comment Written 07-Sep-2021
reply by the author on 10-Sep-2021
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It was a wonderful fantasy--I never bothered trying to solicit anyone because a top-flight professional actress would be out of my price range. Stop by anytime!
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I did enjoyed it. Clever story.
Comment from Begin Again
Good one, Liz!
Not as messy as "knocking him off" and less complicated for you if it had worked. I married into the "family" so things weren't quite as clear cut as that. LOL
Smiles, Carol
reply by the author on 10-Sep-2021
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Good one, Liz!
Not as messy as "knocking him off" and less complicated for you if it had worked. I married into the "family" so things weren't quite as clear cut as that. LOL
Smiles, Carol
Comment Written 07-Sep-2021
reply by the author on 10-Sep-2021
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It was a wonderful fantasy--I never bothered trying to solicit anyone because a top-flight professional actress would be out of my price range.
Comment from robyn corum
Liz,
hahahahaha! I thought they were attorneys. Fun! But that's pretty smart, my friend. If they guy gets distracted and looks away juuuuusssst long enough, you can do the deed. You are such a smartie. Thanks for the smile!
reply by the author on 10-Sep-2021
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Liz,
hahahahaha! I thought they were attorneys. Fun! But that's pretty smart, my friend. If they guy gets distracted and looks away juuuuusssst long enough, you can do the deed. You are such a smartie. Thanks for the smile!
Comment Written 07-Sep-2021
reply by the author on 10-Sep-2021
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It was a wonderful fantasy--I never bothered trying to solicit anyone because a top-flight professional actress would be out of my price range.
Comment from BethShelby
This is funny,and of course I don't believe a word of it other you might have wanted to divest yourself of Dick. Of course, you knew we would assume you were hiring hit man, which I wouldn't believed either, but I have to admit it was a funny story with a twist.
reply by the author on 10-Sep-2021
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This is funny,and of course I don't believe a word of it other you might have wanted to divest yourself of Dick. Of course, you knew we would assume you were hiring hit man, which I wouldn't believed either, but I have to admit it was a funny story with a twist.
Comment Written 07-Sep-2021
reply by the author on 10-Sep-2021
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It was a wonderful fantasy--I never bothered trying to solicit anyone because a top-flight professional actress would be out of my price range.
Comment from muffinmama
I knew there would be a surprise twist at the end, because not for one minute did I believe you would have him offed, but I had to laugh at your solution; I did not see that one coming. LOL
As usual, your wonderful use of language is a treat to read!
reply by the author on 10-Sep-2021
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I knew there would be a surprise twist at the end, because not for one minute did I believe you would have him offed, but I had to laugh at your solution; I did not see that one coming. LOL
As usual, your wonderful use of language is a treat to read!
Comment Written 07-Sep-2021
reply by the author on 10-Sep-2021
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Thankssssss! It was a wonderful fantasy--I never bothered trying to solicit anyone because a top-flight professional actress would be out of my price range.
Comment from Sanku
In the miserable meanwhile...what a brilliant expression.So your fantasy went up in flames as the picture suggest.I am sure this had remained a fantasy.
So finally he agreed to go?
reply by the author on 10-Sep-2021
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In the miserable meanwhile...what a brilliant expression.So your fantasy went up in flames as the picture suggest.I am sure this had remained a fantasy.
So finally he agreed to go?
Comment Written 07-Sep-2021
reply by the author on 10-Sep-2021
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It was a wonderful fantasy--I never bothered trying to solicit anyone because a top-flight professional actress would be out of my price range.
Comment from royowen
I think I must have had my insecure relationships before I was married, my first love dumped me when I was young, she finished up with three children by three different dads, so that was potential misadventure poetically I was delivered from, well done, blessings Roy
reply by the author on 10-Sep-2021
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I think I must have had my insecure relationships before I was married, my first love dumped me when I was young, she finished up with three children by three different dads, so that was potential misadventure poetically I was delivered from, well done, blessings Roy
Comment Written 07-Sep-2021
reply by the author on 10-Sep-2021
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It was a wonderful fantasy--I never bothered trying to solicit anyone because a top-flight professional actress would be out of my price range.
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Me too
Comment from karenina
Oh you clever woman! Knowing how brilliant you are I quickly decided (duh) you would not be publically admitting to attempting to order a "hit" as in murder....
Still, I laughed! I married my "mistake" in March of 1979! Sadly, soliciting women to lure him to divorce me would never have worked. He solicited them all by himself...
His name was Dave...but it should have Been Dick!
Karenina
reply by the author on 10-Sep-2021
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Oh you clever woman! Knowing how brilliant you are I quickly decided (duh) you would not be publically admitting to attempting to order a "hit" as in murder....
Still, I laughed! I married my "mistake" in March of 1979! Sadly, soliciting women to lure him to divorce me would never have worked. He solicited them all by himself...
His name was Dave...but it should have Been Dick!
Karenina
Comment Written 07-Sep-2021
reply by the author on 10-Sep-2021
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It was a wonderful fantasy--I never bothered trying to solicit anyone because a top-flight professional actress would be out of my price range.
Good riddance to our "Dicks."