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Freebie Parrot: Don't get what you don't pay for!27 total reviews
Comment from Robert Zimmerman
Hello Liz.
What's parrots learn from their current homestead, means that they are going to carry those phrases and words with them the rest of their life I'm pretty sure they don't sit on their perch and think, "well I can't say that anymore."
I have a good friend who had an old parrot it became so crotchety, they had to put him in his own room. When people came in, he would try to bite them.
Robert
reply by the author on 12-Jul-2021
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Hello Liz.
What's parrots learn from their current homestead, means that they are going to carry those phrases and words with them the rest of their life I'm pretty sure they don't sit on their perch and think, "well I can't say that anymore."
I have a good friend who had an old parrot it became so crotchety, they had to put him in his own room. When people came in, he would try to bite them.
Robert
Comment Written 10-Jul-2021
reply by the author on 12-Jul-2021
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The kernels of truth in this story--my son was enthralled with parrots--my ex took him to the pet store--as my ex passed by the parrot said f*ck you.
Comment from Sandra Stoner-Mitchell
LOL!! I know it doesn't take them long to learn words, lol, I thought she was quite kind in her tirade to her cheating husband! LOL. So, I take it your son never did get his parrot? They do poop a lot!! Lol. :)) Sandra xxx
reply by the author on 12-Jul-2021
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LOL!! I know it doesn't take them long to learn words, lol, I thought she was quite kind in her tirade to her cheating husband! LOL. So, I take it your son never did get his parrot? They do poop a lot!! Lol. :)) Sandra xxx
Comment Written 10-Jul-2021
reply by the author on 12-Jul-2021
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The kernels of truth in this story--my son was enthralled with parrots--my ex took him to the pet store--as my ex passed by the parrot said f*ck you.
Comment from BethShelby
I take it your Dick didn't want to hear that every time someone said his name. You know how to curse in no uncertain terms in symbols. You should give lessons.This is funny. Did Doug grow up to buy his own bird?
reply by the author on 12-Jul-2021
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I take it your Dick didn't want to hear that every time someone said his name. You know how to curse in no uncertain terms in symbols. You should give lessons.This is funny. Did Doug grow up to buy his own bird?
Comment Written 10-Jul-2021
reply by the author on 12-Jul-2021
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The kernels of truth in this story--my son was enthralled with parrots--my ex took him to the pet store--as my ex passed by the parrot said f*ck you.
Comment from Begin Again
Oh MY... it would be difficult to rehome the beautiful bird... You can't simply give him a time out and tell him not to say those unacceptable rants, now can we? I most certainly could see this one as being a true story. LOL I inherited my father's cockatiel who believes he must scream at the top of his lungs whenever my granddaughters are around.... Noise begets noise, I guess.
Smiles, Carol
reply by the author on 12-Jul-2021
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Oh MY... it would be difficult to rehome the beautiful bird... You can't simply give him a time out and tell him not to say those unacceptable rants, now can we? I most certainly could see this one as being a true story. LOL I inherited my father's cockatiel who believes he must scream at the top of his lungs whenever my granddaughters are around.... Noise begets noise, I guess.
Smiles, Carol
Comment Written 10-Jul-2021
reply by the author on 12-Jul-2021
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The kernels of truth in this story--my son was enthralled with parrots--my ex took him to the pet store--as my ex passed by the parrot said f*ck you.
Comment from robyn corum
Liz,
And he got to make new friends, and it probably helped with food some nights when you might have grabbed some fast food.
Great choice, obviously. Fab story!! Love your fun!
reply by the author on 13-Jul-2021
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Liz,
And he got to make new friends, and it probably helped with food some nights when you might have grabbed some fast food.
Great choice, obviously. Fab story!! Love your fun!
Comment Written 10-Jul-2021
reply by the author on 13-Jul-2021
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Thankssssss!
The kernels of truth in this story--my son was enthralled with parrots--my ex took him to the pet store--as my ex passed by the parrot said f*ck you.
Comment from Gloria ....
Parrots are so annoying. If you wanted it to recite Emily Dickinson it would just stare dumb as a hammer at you. But let a few expletives escape your inner censor now and then, and the things repeat them verbatim.
Always a great read from your quarter, so keep 'em coming. :)
Gloria
reply by the author on 13-Jul-2021
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Parrots are so annoying. If you wanted it to recite Emily Dickinson it would just stare dumb as a hammer at you. But let a few expletives escape your inner censor now and then, and the things repeat them verbatim.
Always a great read from your quarter, so keep 'em coming. :)
Gloria
Comment Written 10-Jul-2021
reply by the author on 13-Jul-2021
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The kernels of truth in this story--my son was enthralled with parrots--my ex took him to the pet store--as my ex passed by the parrot said f*ck you.
Comment from kmoss
This is hilarious! Birds say the darnedest things. When I was in high school, a neighbor had a parrot that would say, "shut the fucking door, it's freezing in here!" Poor lil dude forced to suffer the cold blasts during Ohio's winters. Your story kind of makes me want a bird, you know my dog has yet talked back to me. "Who's a good girl?" :) lol
reply by the author on 13-Jul-2021
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This is hilarious! Birds say the darnedest things. When I was in high school, a neighbor had a parrot that would say, "shut the fucking door, it's freezing in here!" Poor lil dude forced to suffer the cold blasts during Ohio's winters. Your story kind of makes me want a bird, you know my dog has yet talked back to me. "Who's a good girl?" :) lol
Comment Written 10-Jul-2021
reply by the author on 13-Jul-2021
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Hilarious!
Thankssssss!
The kernels of truth in this story--my son was enthralled with parrots--my ex took him to the pet store--as my ex passed by the parrot said f*ck you.
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Fuck you Dick! Lol
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Of course now everyone just has Alexa listening in.
Comment from Wendy G
Well the good thing is you didn't take that particular one home!! A good humoured story - and I like your description " Don't get what you don't pay for"!! Well said.
reply by the author on 13-Jul-2021
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Well the good thing is you didn't take that particular one home!! A good humoured story - and I like your description " Don't get what you don't pay for"!! Well said.
Comment Written 10-Jul-2021
reply by the author on 13-Jul-2021
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Thankssssss!
The kernels of truth in this story--my son was enthralled with parrots--my ex took him to the pet store--as my ex passed by the parrot said f*ck you.
Comment from Raffaelina Lowcock
Who would need a parrot with such a vocabulary? It is a good thing you heard what Mac had to say before you took him into your home. Yes, Pets R Us would be the best way to go.
Ralf
reply by the author on 12-Jul-2021
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Who would need a parrot with such a vocabulary? It is a good thing you heard what Mac had to say before you took him into your home. Yes, Pets R Us would be the best way to go.
Ralf
Comment Written 10-Jul-2021
reply by the author on 12-Jul-2021
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The kernels of truth in this story--my son was enthralled with parrots--my ex took him to the pet store--as my ex passed by the parrot said f*ck you.
Comment from Seshadri_Sreenivasan
Ha! haa! what an anticlimax for poor Doug! Is there any way you can make these feathered friends forget those lines. How come they pick up only the F-words? God works in mysterious ways.! I loved the story. I don't think I'll ever want to own any kind of parrot. I have already learnt all the popular swear words by heart!:) Cheers!
reply by the author on 12-Jul-2021
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Ha! haa! what an anticlimax for poor Doug! Is there any way you can make these feathered friends forget those lines. How come they pick up only the F-words? God works in mysterious ways.! I loved the story. I don't think I'll ever want to own any kind of parrot. I have already learnt all the popular swear words by heart!:) Cheers!
Comment Written 10-Jul-2021
reply by the author on 12-Jul-2021
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The kernels of truth in this story--my son was enthralled with parrots--my ex took him to the pet store--as my ex passed by the parrot said f*ck you.
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ha! Height of insult!:)Getting abused by a parrot!:)