The Great Pumpkin Caper
Piece of pie pending, perhaps?27 total reviews
Comment from Wendy G
What an exasperating woman. He should just turn up at her house and ask when his pumpkin pies would be ready! And tell her he'll call to collect, she need not go to his place. He needs to make a stand. Probably is too kind. I can't believe her arrogance.
Wendy
reply by the author on 28-Sep-2021
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What an exasperating woman. He should just turn up at her house and ask when his pumpkin pies would be ready! And tell her he'll call to collect, she need not go to his place. He needs to make a stand. Probably is too kind. I can't believe her arrogance.
Wendy
Comment Written 28-Sep-2021
reply by the author on 28-Sep-2021
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Good ideas! Pie not likely.
Comment from Yardier
Damn that crayzee woman. Prize pumpkins are grown for pie and for the illustration of the October garden king. She can steal it and cut out the mouth and eyes and place a candle in it but everyone will know she did not nurture it.
Sad.
No wonder there is no man in her life.
It's a wild guess, I know. 3 to 2 odds I'm right.
reply by the author on 28-Sep-2021
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Damn that crayzee woman. Prize pumpkins are grown for pie and for the illustration of the October garden king. She can steal it and cut out the mouth and eyes and place a candle in it but everyone will know she did not nurture it.
Sad.
No wonder there is no man in her life.
It's a wild guess, I know. 3 to 2 odds I'm right.
Comment Written 28-Sep-2021
reply by the author on 28-Sep-2021
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Pie not likely. Funny about no man--I think she's after Scott, not just his produce.
Comment from LisaMay
Hardly a caper, it's outright theft. Clap her in irons, it's bound to be her. She needs to be 'raked' over the coals. Scott should save himself from being bitterly disappointed about his garden by banning that Sarah weirdo. Still, her proximity is leading to some good stories.
reply by the author on 28-Sep-2021
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Hardly a caper, it's outright theft. Clap her in irons, it's bound to be her. She needs to be 'raked' over the coals. Scott should save himself from being bitterly disappointed about his garden by banning that Sarah weirdo. Still, her proximity is leading to some good stories.
Comment Written 28-Sep-2021
reply by the author on 28-Sep-2021
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Good ideas! Pie not likely.
Comment from lyenochka
Considering that Sarah has never brought him anything but grief, I wouldn't think so. Shouldn't she have brought him some homemade spaghetti sauce or something to pay him back for all his produce? That woman!
reply by the author on 28-Sep-2021
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Considering that Sarah has never brought him anything but grief, I wouldn't think so. Shouldn't she have brought him some homemade spaghetti sauce or something to pay him back for all his produce? That woman!
Comment Written 28-Sep-2021
reply by the author on 28-Sep-2021
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Yes, sauce too! Pie not likely.
Comment from Jay Squires
I remember Sarah. Wasn't she the one involved in the great grape caper?
Liz, I had trouble with one sentence:
I'm having a bit of a problem understanding this: "There had been an attempt to abduct his pumpkin, as evidenced by its embracement by the splayed tines of a broken rake." Usually, I understand exactly what you are saying, but this leaves me scratching my head.
Everything else makes perfect sense.
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reply by the author on 28-Sep-2021
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I remember Sarah. Wasn't she the one involved in the great grape caper?
Liz, I had trouble with one sentence:
I'm having a bit of a problem understanding this: "There had been an attempt to abduct his pumpkin, as evidenced by its embracement by the splayed tines of a broken rake." Usually, I understand exactly what you are saying, but this leaves me scratching my head.
Everything else makes perfect sense.
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Comment Written 28-Sep-2021
reply by the author on 28-Sep-2021
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Meaning that the rake tines were splayed on top of the pumpkin, as if in an attempt to grasp it. If another reviewer mentions confusion, I'll rework it.
Sarah didn't take the grapes--too much work to pick.
Comment from Midi O'Rourke
I have a orange cat named Jack. Funny. So, she finally got it! Persistent little - fill in the blank -. She could carve it up and make a jack-o-lantern. She just might offer him a piece on Halloween. You could inform her of the great stolen pumpkin curse. Make something up. Take care Liz
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reply by the author on 28-Sep-2021
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I have a orange cat named Jack. Funny. So, she finally got it! Persistent little - fill in the blank -. She could carve it up and make a jack-o-lantern. She just might offer him a piece on Halloween. You could inform her of the great stolen pumpkin curse. Make something up. Take care Liz
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Comment Written 28-Sep-2021
reply by the author on 28-Sep-2021
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Great idea! Pie not likely.
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What if Chuck put another pumpkin out . You two could wait in the bushes for her. Funny picture. Two adults hiding behind shrubs to catch another adult stealin a pumpkin of all things.
Comment from Jasmine Girl
I like your witty outcome. It would be great if she could come and deliver a pumpkin pie. But hold your breath. I'm not too sure of it. People who are too lazy to get a pumpkin from a store, is not likely to make a pumpkin pie themselves.
Exceptionally funny.
reply by the author on 28-Sep-2021
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I like your witty outcome. It would be great if she could come and deliver a pumpkin pie. But hold your breath. I'm not too sure of it. People who are too lazy to get a pumpkin from a store, is not likely to make a pumpkin pie themselves.
Exceptionally funny.
Comment Written 27-Sep-2021
reply by the author on 28-Sep-2021
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Thankssssss! Pie not likely.